Jenna's Unportfolio
Are you sure you want to be looking at this?
This is the most beautiful portfolio ever to exist.
Please admire the amazing design and the perfect colors. When you open it in Inspect Element, you will be delighted to see no design mistakes.
About the Unportfolio
Because my powers are beyond what a simple portfolio can contain.
That and I need something unproductive to do on weekends.
Yes, immediately. But not for the reasons you think.
You see, each time you go to this site, I steal a few of your IQ points. That's how the internet works. Why else do you think social media founders are so smart?
Good. You should be.
Hi! Any cookies in this site will immediately be eaten by me. Or my little sister, if she's fast enough.
cONGRATS!
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Where is the Useful information?
Absolutely nothing useful is on this site. It is a monument to boredom and the various web design mistakes I have seen on the beautiful internet.
But if there were anything useful here, it would definitely be below the fold.