Privacy Policy

You have no privacy, Ever.

I am personally hacking your computer, right THIS INSTANT, and emailing all the contents of your diary to my social media founder BFFs so they can track your every move.

Since you're not that important (don't bother arguing; I've already read those files you think you've hidden and I'm not that impressed), I'm only getting $5 for this. But that can buy me moose tracks ice cream, so it's worth it.

This web sight reserves the right to do anything ever for all eternity and you can't do a thing about it.

Oh, and I use Google Analytics, which might give you a cookie. I'm pretty sure they're gluten free, but you can always clear your cookies if it matters to you.