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Beautiful and Perfect Designs

This is an ad for my shop.

You should buy my stickers and stuff.

This is not super related to graphic design, so I know it belongs here.

I am the best graphic designer in the entire world.

Once, a man promised to make me the queen of web design.* But clearly I already am.

Observe.

Jenna designs hideous monstrosities. You WILL cry, and not with happiness. That is both a threat and a promise. Someone says I was horrified. Someone says who gave her a graphic design program? Bottom text says Are You Next? with a smiley face in Comic Sans

If you want to create designs as great as mine, you should read my excellent advice.

*Yes, this did happen.