About Me

I am a developer, thinker, designer, drawer, writer, blogger, eater, breather, and word-er who has five million hobbies, which I should probably list in painstaking detail because I am certain you want to know each one.

If you want to contact me, you may do so telepathically.

Useless facts about me

• As you may have noticed, I love bright and cheerful colors.
• I can type about 90-100 wpm under normal circumstances and about 70 wpm when one of my fingers is unusable because I tried to save the bees with my bare hands.
• My useless skills include doing calculus in my sleep and putting my foot on my own head.
• This website is the type of thing that happens when I am left unsupervised.

Precise Skill Levels (Super Accurate)

Very Serious Reasons to Hire Me

Prospective employers may be looking at this portfolio wondering if I'm worth hiring.

If you're on the fence, I can offer some illuminating insights on whether it would be a good decision.

For actually useful information, visit my portfolio.